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It says out loud what plenty of blunt people quietly think, and lets the wearer own every word of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWho This Shirt Is For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe brutally honest friend who never sugarcoats anything and is proud of it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone heading to a New Year's Eve party who wants a built-in conversation starter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoworkers and relatives who enjoy dry, sarcastic humor and a good-natured roast.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift shoppers who want a stocking stuffer or white elephant pick, since the Everyone I Offended shirt actually gets worn.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and Fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Everyone I Offended shirt is made of 100% ring-spun cotton that feels soft and comfy, while Dark Heather and heather colors use a 65% polyester, 35% cotton blend. The 4.5 oz\/yd² fabric has shoulder-to-shoulder taping, double stitching on the neckline and sleeves for durability, and is quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center. Find more laugh-out-loud designs in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cuccico.com\/collections\/funny-meme-shirts\"\u003eFunny and Meme Shirts collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePrinted On Demand\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach shirt is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why delivery takes a little longer. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, and you can \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cuccico.com\/collections\/new-arrivals\"\u003eexplore our newest shirts\u003c\/a\u003e while you wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the Everyone I Offended shirt a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, it is a popular pick for the sarcastic friend, sibling or coworker who loves a blunt joke and has a strong sense of humor about themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes and colors are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack, Navy, Dark Heather and Heather Navy come in XS to 5XL, and Dark Heather Grey comes in S to 3XL. 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