{"product_id":"12-guns-government-math-shirt","title":"If I Had 12 Guns And The Government Took 6 Funny 2A Tee Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eGun policy math never quite adds up, and this \u003cstrong\u003e12 guns shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e calls it out with a straight face. \"If I had 12 guns and the government takes 6\" turns a tired policy argument into the kind of one-liner that actually gets read twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA Different Take On The Same Debate\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 12 guns shirt keeps the sarcasm front and center instead of leaning on another plain slogan. It's for people who'd rather make their point with a laugh than a lecture, especially when the \"government math\" jokes have become their own genre online.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho This Shirt Is For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2A supporters who want their shirt to land a joke, not just a statement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGun owners looking for a conversation-starter at the range or the family cookout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGifts for the relative who always has an opinion on gun policy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who appreciates sarcastic government math humor over a plain slogan tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and Fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from 100% ring-spun cotton at 4.5 oz\/yd² with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a quarter-turned body to avoid that center crease. It holds its print through wash after wash — this 12 guns shirt is built to last as long as the debate does. Browse more designs in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cuccico.com\/collections\/political-shirts\"\u003epolitical shirts collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003ePrinted On Demand\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is made especially for you as soon as you place your order, which is why it takes a little longer to arrive. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps cut down on overproduction, so thanks for shopping thoughtfully. Check out more sarcastic picks in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cuccico.com\/collections\/funny-meme-shirts\"\u003efunny and meme shirt collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the joke on this 12 guns shirt about?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt applies exaggerated \"government math\" to firearm counts for comedic effect, poking fun at how gun policy debates get argued online.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt affiliated with any political group?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo — it's an independent design and isn't endorsed by any organization, campaign, or public figure. 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