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It's a nod to the classic rockhound defense that a collection is never really \"too much,\" made for anyone who treats \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Amateur_geology\"\u003eamateur geology\u003c\/a\u003e as a full-time calling rather than a passing hobby. If you've ever caught a family member sneaking geodes into their carry-on, they already know the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho This Shirt Is For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRockhounds who can't walk past a creek bed without stopping to look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGeology students, earth-science teachers, and museum volunteers who love a good pun\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthday, holiday, or retirement gifts for a rock-collecting parent or grandparent\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone whose windowsill has quietly turned into a personal mineral museum\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and Fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis rock collecting shirt is made from 100% ring-spun cotton at 4.5 oz\/yd² for a soft, everyday feel, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a quarter-turned construction that avoids that annoying center crease. Sport Grey is a 90\/10 cotton-poly blend, and heather colors run 65\/35 poly-cotton for a slightly lighter hand. Browse more designs in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cuccico.com\/collections\/funny-meme-shirts\"\u003efunny meme shirts collection\u003c\/a\u003e if this one gets a laugh out of your group chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003ePrinted On Demand\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach shirt is made to order right after checkout instead of pulled from a bulk-printed stack, which helps cut down on overproduction and warehouse waste. 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