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Three short lines are centered across the chest in crisp white, which stays sharp on black, navy and heather colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSarcastic friends, coworkers and siblings with zero filter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGag gifts for birthdays and white elephant exchanges.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeekend errands, gym sessions and casual nights out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who needs people to keep a polite distance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFabric and Fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis throat punch shirt is made of 100% ring-spun cotton with a 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²) fabric weight, shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a quarter-turned body to avoid a center crease. Heather colors are a 65% polyester, 35% cotton blend. Double stitching on the neckline and sleeves adds durability, so it holds its shape wash after wash. Browse more snark in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cuccico.com\/collections\/funny-meme-shirts\"\u003efunny meme shirts\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePrinted On Demand\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery shirt is printed only after it is ordered, which reduces waste. You can also \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cuccico.com\/collections\/new-arrivals\"\u003esee our new arrivals\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the shirt contain strong language?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. The printed text on the throat punch shirt includes an uncensored swear word, so it suits adult audiences.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a good gag gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. 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