{"product_id":"trust-my-gut-shirt-no-thanks","title":"Trust My Gut The Same Gut That Sh*ts My Pants No Thanks Funny Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people follow their instincts; you have learned the hard way not to. This \u003cstrong\u003etrust my gut shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e says it plainly: \"Trust My Gut? The Same Gut That Sh*ts My Pants? No Thanks.\" It is crude, honest and instantly relatable for anyone whose stomach has betrayed them at the worst possible moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy People Love This Funny Gut Joke\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone has heard the advice to go with a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Intuition\"\u003egut feeling\u003c\/a\u003e, but this design flips that advice on its head with a punchline about digestive disasters. The trust my gut shirt turns a classic motivational phrase into bathroom humor that gets a laugh from friends, coworkers and anyone with a questionable stomach. It is the kind of self-deprecating joke that starts conversations rather than ending them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe friend who always knows exactly where the nearest restroom is.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone with a sensitive stomach who prefers laughing about it over complaining.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA trust my gut shirt makes a memorable white elephant or birthday gag gift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCasual weekends, road trips and barbecues where the jokes run as freely as the snacks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and Fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis trust my gut shirt is printed on a unisex basic softstyle tee made from 100% ring-spun cotton (Dark Heather and Heather colours are a 65\/35 poly\/cotton blend). The 4.5 oz\/yd² fabric has double stitching on the neckline and sleeves, shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a quarter-turned body to avoid a center crease. It comes in Black, Navy, Dark Heather, Heather Navy and Dark Heather Grey, in sizes XS to 5XL (some colours stop at 3XL). Find more laughs in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cuccico.com\/collections\/funny-meme-shirts\"\u003efunny and meme shirts collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePrinted On Demand\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery shirt is made to order once you place your purchase, which helps reduce overproduction and waste. Looking for something new? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cuccico.com\/collections\/new-arrivals\"\u003eExplore our latest arrivals\u003c\/a\u003e for fresh designs added regularly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. 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