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It is also a gentle reminder to enjoy wildlife from a safe distance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnimal lovers, vet techs, and shelter volunteers with a dark sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHikers, campers, and park visitors who like nature jokes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthday gifts for the friend who tries to pet every dog she meets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeekend trips and zoo days, where the All Animals Are Pettable Shirt gets laughs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFabric and Fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSolid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton and heather shades include polyester, at 4.5 oz\/yd². Double stitching on the neckline and sleeves, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, and quarter-turned construction keep the tee durable and avoid a crease down the center. Check the size guide below, then wear the All Animals Are Pettable Shirt with shorts or jeans. For more laughs, browse our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cuccico.com\/collections\/funny-meme-shirts\"\u003efunny and meme shirts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePrinted On Demand\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach shirt is made to order after you buy it, which helps reduce overproduction and means delivery takes a little longer than a stock item. While it ships, discover more in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cuccico.com\/collections\/new-arrivals\"\u003enew arrivals\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for an animal lover?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. 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