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If your pup treats the waste bin like a crime scene, this funny sniffer dog shirt tells that story without a single illustration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWho This Shirt Is For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDog moms whose pup sneaks into the bathroom the second nobody is looking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDog dads who have chased a proud dog around the couch to rescue a stolen cotton swab.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDog lovers who enjoy dry, understated pet humor more than loud cartoon graphics.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends shopping for a funny sniffer dog shirt as a birthday, holiday or new puppy gift for someone with a nosy, trash-raiding dog.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and Fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny sniffer dog shirt is made of 100% ring-spun cotton that feels soft and comfortable, while the Dark Heather and other heather colors are a 65% polyester, 35% cotton blend. The 4.5 oz\/yd² fabric has shoulder-to-shoulder taping, double stitching on the neckline and sleeves, and is quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center. Find more laughs in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cuccico.com\/collections\/funny-meme-shirts\"\u003efunny and meme shirts collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePrinted On Demand\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach tee is printed especially for you as soon as you place your order, which is why it takes a little longer to arrive. 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