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It reads as funny and a little dangerous instead of mean, which is exactly the line good sarcastic shirts try to walk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho This Shirt Is For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who's ever said \"kill them with kindness\" through gritted teeth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMoms and coworkers who handle chaos with a smile and zero patience left\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDark humor and sarcastic quote tee collectors who want a new go-to\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift shoppers hunting for a funny present for a mom, sister, or friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and Fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis kill them with kindness shirt is printed on 100% ring-spun cotton (4.5 oz\/yd²) with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a quarter-turned cut so it skips the usual center crease straight out of the bag. It's a relaxed unisex fit that works as an everyday tee. 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