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It is the kind of shirt that gets a laugh at work, at the bar, or across the dinner table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA birthday gag gift for the friend who jokes about getting older.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoworker gift swaps and white elephant exchanges that need a funny tee.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEveryday wear for people who prefer sarcasm to small talk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFamily dinners and road trips, where the Sarcastic Older I Get Tee starts the banter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFabric and Fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSolid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton and heather shades include polyester, at 4.5 oz\/yd². Double stitching on the neckline and sleeves, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, and quarter-turned construction keep the tee durable and avoid a crease down the center. Check the size guide below, then pair the Sarcastic Older I Get Tee with jeans for an easy everyday look. For more shirts like this, browse our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cuccico.com\/collections\/funny-meme-shirts\"\u003efunny and meme shirts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePrinted On Demand\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach shirt is made to order after you buy it, which helps reduce overproduction and means delivery takes a little longer than a stock item. While you wait, see what else just dropped in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cuccico.com\/collections\/new-arrivals\"\u003enew arrivals\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good birthday gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. 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