{"product_id":"bear-safety-briefing-shirt","title":"Bear Safety Briefing Shirt | Bring a Slower Friend Funny Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBear safety briefing\u003c\/strong\u003e humor doesn't get more real than this: park rangers have joked for years that if you meet a bear, you should never push a slower friend down to get away — even if the friendship has run its course. This funny bear t-shirt puts that exact joke on soft cotton for campers, hikers, and anyone with a friend group ranked by trail speed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy This Joke Is Everywhere\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line comes from real bear safety briefing signs and viral park service posts, where rangers use dark humor to make wildlife advice stick. It's become a favorite among campers and outdoor humor fans because it's the kind of joke you read twice, then send to your slowest hiking buddy. Curious about the real risk behind the joke? Here's more on \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bear_attack\"\u003ebear encounter safety\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho This Shirt Is For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCampers and hikers who love dark outdoor humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriend groups with an ongoing \"who gets left behind\" joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNational park visitors looking for a funny souvenir tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone shopping for a gift for the friend who's always lagging on the trail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and Fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery bear safety briefing shirt starts with 100% ring-spun cotton at 4.5 oz\/yd², with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a quarter-turned construction that avoids that annoying center crease. Sport Grey runs 90% cotton\/10% polyester, and Heather colors are 65% polyester\/35% cotton. Browse more designs in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cuccico.com\/collections\/funny-meme-shirts\"\u003efunny and meme shirts collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003ePrinted On Demand\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is printed the moment you order it, which cuts down on overproduction and wasted fabric. While it's being made, check out \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cuccico.com\/collections\/new-arrivals\"\u003eour newest arrivals\u003c\/a\u003e for more graphic tees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the bear safety briefing joke mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt references the real (half-joking) park ranger advice not to push a slower friend down while escaping a bear — a line repeated across bear safety briefing signs and social posts for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, it's a standard unisex fit — check the size guide below for exact measurements before you order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable 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