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It is a pure wordplay gag about being born, nothing more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For Anyone Who Loves Dry Humor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA deadpan joke shirt is a perfect gift for the friend who answers every question with a flat expression and a great punchline.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWear it to a barbecue, a game night, or a family reunion and wait for someone to read it twice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt works as a birthday present for anyone who appreciates puns, wordplay, and jokes with a twist ending.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePair it with jeans or shorts for an easy everyday tee that starts conversations without trying.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and Fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur deadpan joke shirt is a tee that feels soft and lightweight at 4.5 oz\/yd2. Black and Navy are 100% ring-spun cotton, while Dark Heather and Heather colors are 65% polyester and 35% cotton. 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