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Please keep the fun responsible and never drink and drive.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho This Shirt Is For\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHalloween partygoers who want a quick, funny costume idea.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBeer lovers, brewery regulars, and the friend who is always holding a cold one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGroup outfits, where a designated drinker shirt pairs well with other one-liner costume tees.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift-givers shopping for someone with a great sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFabric and Fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eCut from soft, durable ring-spun cotton (100% in most colors, while heather and Sport Grey shades include some polyester), this 4.5 oz\/yd² tee has shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a quarter-turned body, so there is no crease down the center. Wear this designated drinker shirt with jeans and sneakers for a casual night out. Looking for more laughs? 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