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A \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Forehead_kiss\"\u003eforehead kiss\u003c\/a\u003e is one of the most universal signs of affection, and this forehead kisses shirt turns that soft gesture into a confident, funny statement you can actually wear out of the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWho This Shirt Is For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePartners who are known for handing out forehead kisses on demand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone shopping for a forehead kisses shirt as an anniversary, birthday or Valentine's Day gift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeme lovers who prefer their humor sweet rather than savage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCouples looking for a cute, low-key matching outfit for date night.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and Fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSolid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton, while Dark Heather, Heather Navy and Dark Heather Grey are a 65% polyester, 35% cotton blend, all at a lightweight 4.5 oz\/yd². Shoulder-to-shoulder taping keeps the neckline in shape, and the body is quarter-turned so there is no crease down the center. Every forehead kisses shirt is a classic unisex fit, so it works for both partners. Find more laugh-out-loud designs in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cuccico.com\/collections\/funny-meme-shirts\"\u003efunny meme shirts collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePrinted On Demand\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour tee is printed only after you order, which reduces overproduction and waste. Want to see what else just dropped? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cuccico.com\/collections\/new-arrivals\"\u003eExplore our newest arrivals\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt a good gift for a boyfriend or girlfriend?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. 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