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It's built for people who like their politics with a little sarcasm baked in, rather than another plain slogan tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWho This Shirt Is For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2A supporters who want humor over a straight slogan.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGun owners looking for a conversation-starter at the range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGifts for the relative who always has an opinion on gun policy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who appreciates a sarcastic take on government math.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and Fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on 100% ring-spun cotton at 4.5 oz\/yd² with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a quarter-turned body so there's no crease down the center. All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton. This Second Amendment t-shirt runs true to size from S to 3XL, and pairs well with more designs in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cuccico.com\/collections\/political-shirts\"\u003epolitical shirts collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePrinted On Demand\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach Second Amendment t-shirt is printed only after you order, so nothing sits unsold in a warehouse. Check out more new drops in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cuccico.com\/collections\/new-arrivals\"\u003enew arrivals collection\u003c\/a\u003e. 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