{"product_id":"haunt-people-shirt-funny-skeleton-mom-tee","title":"I Fully Intend To Haunt People Shirt | Funny Skeleton Mom Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eRetirement plans for the afterlife are already in place. This \u003cstrong\u003eHaunt People Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e lets every skeleton mom announce that she fully intends to haunt people, and she is not kidding. It is the funny, dark-humored Halloween tee that says what everybody is thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA Spooky Mom With a Plan\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMotherhood already comes with a long list of things to fix, and this design imagines settling scores from beyond the grave. Skeleton mom energy meets \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Halloween\"\u003eHalloween\u003c\/a\u003e humor in a tee you can wear all season. Your Haunt People Shirt is a conversation starter at school pickup and costume parties alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMoms, aunts, and grandmas with a spooky sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHalloween parties, pumpkin patches, and trick-or-treat nights.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFall gift exchanges and October birthdays.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends shopping for a Haunt People Shirt that suits their dark-humor bestie.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFabric and Fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour Haunt People Shirt arrives on a soft, easy-wearing tee. Most colors are 100% ring-spun cotton, while Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend. The 4.5 oz\/yd² fabric features shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a quarter-turned body to avoid a crease down the center. Please note that White may appear off-white and Natural has dark speckles throughout the fabric, which is expected. Browse more styles in \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cuccico.com\/collections\/holiday-seasonal-shirts\"\u003eHalloween and holiday shirts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePrinted On Demand\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery shirt is made to order after you purchase it, which is why delivery takes a little longer than store-bought stock. Printing on demand reduces overproduction, and you can \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cuccico.com\/collections\/funny-meme-shirts\"\u003ebrowse our funny and meme shirts\u003c\/a\u003e whenever you want more ideas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt unisex?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, the Haunt People Shirt is a unisex fit. 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