Cursed Coastal Town New England Satire Vacation Shirt
Regular price
$22.95
Description
Cursed coastal town shirt for fans of small-town horror-comedy vibes — the kind of place a hopeful mayor keeps calling "the next big getaway" while the locals quietly know better.
A Vacation Spot With a Secret
Every seaside town has that one local who insists something's not right, and this cursed coastal town shirt leans all the way into that trope — equal parts tourism-board optimism and small-town dread. If you love shows about picture-perfect towns hiding something sinister, this design is for you.
Who This Shirt Is For
- Fans of horror-comedy and small-town mystery storytelling
- Anyone who wants a cursed coastal town shirt with a dry, knowing sense of humor
- Gift-buyers shopping for someone who loves a good "don't go in there" trope
- New England vacation and coastal-town enthusiasts
Comfortable Enough for the Beach or the Bonfire
100% ring-spun cotton with double-stitched seams and a relaxed unisex fit — built for salty air and long summer nights.
FAQ
Does it run true to size? Yes — check the size guide below if you're between sizes.
What colors are available? White, Sand, Light Blue, Ice Grey, and Natural, sizes S through 3XL.
Is this affiliated with any TV show? No — this is an original, independently designed satire piece and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or licensed by any streaming service, network, or production company.
Browse more funny meme shirts or check out our seasonal and vacation shirts.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
Shipping & Returns
🖨️ Made to order — printed just for you in 2–5 business days
🚚 Shipped from the USA or Europe depending on your location
— USA: 3–4 business days after fulfillment
— Europe: 3–6 business days after fulfillment
📦 Tracking number sent by email once shipped
✅ Defective or wrong item? We'll replace it or refund you fully — no hassle
❌ No returns for size or change of mind (made to order), but we're always happy to help.
FAQ's
How long until I receive my order?
Typically 4–6 business days total (2–3 production plus 2–3 shipping).
Can I cancel or change my order?
Yes, within 8 hours of placing it. Reach out to us ASAP.
My item arrived damaged — what do I do?
Email us within 14 days with photos. We'll send a replacement or full refund.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes — USA, Europe, Canada, Australia and worldwide. Customs duties may apply for international orders.
Cursed Coastal Town New England Satire Vacation Shirt
Regular price
$22.95
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Cursed Coastal Town New England Satire Vacation Shirt