Don't Ask Me How Much This Shirt Cost | Funny Ghost Tee
Regular price
$22.00
Description
Some purchases are between you and your bank account. The Don't Ask Me How Much This Shirt Cost ghost tee turns a little Halloween-season overspending into a running joke, worn proudly and unapologetically.
Why Fans Are Buying This Shirt
Spooky season shopping sprees are real, and this design calls it out with a wink. It's an easy pick for anyone who treats Halloween decor and outfits like a competitive sport, and isn't afraid to laugh about the receipts.
Soft, Durable, Made To Order
This unisex tee is made from 100% ring-spun cotton, with double-stitched seams at the neckline and sleeves for durability through every fall outing.
- 100% ring-spun cotton construction
- Double-stitched neckline and sleeves for lasting wear
- Available in White, Sand, Sport Grey, Ice Grey, and Natural
- Unisex fit, sized S through 3XL
- Printed to order to reduce overproduction
Perfect For
Halloween shopping trips, pumpkin patch outings, or a gift for the friend who goes all out every October.
Browse more Halloween favorites in Halloween and seasonal shirts, or explore witty tees in funny and meme shirts.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
Shipping & Returns
🖨️ Made to order — printed just for you in 2–5 business days
🚚 Shipped from the USA or Europe depending on your location
— USA: 3–4 business days after fulfillment
— Europe: 3–6 business days after fulfillment
📦 Tracking number sent by email once shipped
✅ Defective or wrong item? We'll replace it or refund you fully — no hassle
❌ No returns for size or change of mind (made to order), but we're always happy to help.
FAQ's
How long until I receive my order?
Typically 4–6 business days total (2–3 production plus 2–3 shipping).
Can I cancel or change my order?
Yes, within 8 hours of placing it. Reach out to us ASAP.
My item arrived damaged — what do I do?
Email us within 14 days with photos. We'll send a replacement or full refund.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes — USA, Europe, Canada, Australia and worldwide. Customs duties may apply for international orders.
Don't Ask Me How Much This Shirt Cost | Funny Ghost Tee
Regular price
$22.00
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Don't Ask Me How Much This Shirt Cost | Funny Ghost Tee