Employee Of The Month At The Dumb Bitch Factory Shirt | Sarcastic Tee
Regular price
$22.00
Description
This dumb bitch factory shirt is the sarcastic promotion nobody asked for and everybody deserves. It flips the classic corporate "Employee of the Month" plaque into a self-deprecating badge of honor for anyone who runs on chaos, impulse decisions, and zero regrets. It's the shirt version of a group chat inside joke that somehow everyone gets.
Why Fans Are Buying This Shirt
The dumb bitch factory shirt plays on a phrase that's been reclaimed online as a confident, funny way to describe living loud and doing what you want without apologizing for it. Pairing that energy with "Employee of the Month" formatting creates the kind of deadpan, retro office-award joke that lands instantly and gets read twice. It's not mean-spirited — it's a wink, and that's why it keeps getting passed around as the perfect gag gift.
Who This Shirt Is For
- Anyone who wants a bold, funny shirt for girls' night or a birthday party
- Friends who need a gag gift that actually gets worn on repeat
- Fans of sarcastic, self-deprecating humor and internet-inspired one-liners
- Shoppers looking for a conversation-starting tee for brunch, festivals, or nights out
Fabric and Fit
Every dumb bitch factory shirt is made from 100% ring-spun cotton at 4.5 oz/yd² with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a quarter-turned cut to prevent that annoying center crease, so the fit and print hold up over time. It comes in White, Sand, Sport Grey, Ice Grey, and Natural, and pairs nicely with the rest of our funny and meme shirts collection for anyone stocking up on sarcastic tees.
Printed On Demand
This shirt is printed and shipped only after you place your order, which helps cut down on excess inventory and overproduction. Check out our new arrivals collection for more fresh, funny designs just like this one.
FAQ
What does "Employee of the Month at the Dumb Bitch Factory" mean?
It's a tongue-in-cheek joke that reclaims the phrase as a confident, funny badge for living loud and unapologetically.
Does the dumb bitch factory shirt run true to size?
Yes, this dumb bitch factory shirt fits true to size — check the size guide below if you prefer a looser, more relaxed fit.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
Shipping & Returns
🖨️ Made to order — printed just for you in 2–5 business days
🚚 Shipped from the USA or Europe depending on your location
— USA: 3–4 business days after fulfillment
— Europe: 3–6 business days after fulfillment
📦 Tracking number sent by email once shipped
✅ Defective or wrong item? We'll replace it or refund you fully — no hassle
❌ No returns for size or change of mind (made to order), but we're always happy to help.
FAQ's
How long until I receive my order?
Typically 4–6 business days total (2–3 production plus 2–3 shipping).
Can I cancel or change my order?
Yes, within 8 hours of placing it. Reach out to us ASAP.
My item arrived damaged — what do I do?
Email us within 14 days with photos. We'll send a replacement or full refund.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes — USA, Europe, Canada, Australia and worldwide. Customs duties may apply for international orders.
Employee Of The Month At The Dumb Bitch Factory Shirt | Sarcastic Tee
Regular price
$22.00
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Employee Of The Month At The Dumb Bitch Factory Shirt | Sarcastic Tee