Support Your Local Egg Dealer | Funny Chicken Egg Dealer Shirt

If you have ever handed a carton over a fence and taken cash for it, this egg dealer shirt is your uniform. Support Your Local Egg Dealer, printed in bold vintage type under a proud hen sitting her nest — the perfect deadpan joke for anyone running a very small, very feathered side business out of the back garden.

Why Chicken Keepers Love This Design

Backyard flocks turned into a genuine movement, and with it came the running gag of the neighbourhood egg dealer doing quiet transactions at the gate. Keeping a small flock of chickens is equal parts hobby, chore and obsession, and this egg dealer shirt gets the joke without needing a punchline explained at the farmers market.

Who This Shirt Is For

• Backyard chicken keepers with more eggs than they can eat.
• Homesteaders and smallholders who sell at the gate or the local market.
• Farm stand and coop owners who want a shirt customers will comment on.
• Anyone buying a gift for the friend who will not stop talking about their hens.

Fabric and Fit

This egg dealer shirt is printed on 100% ring-spun cotton at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), finished with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a quarter-turned body so no crease runs down the centre. Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester, and all Heather colours are 65% polyester and 35% cotton. Sizes run S to 3XL — see the chart below, or browse more in our funny and meme shirts collection.

Printed On Demand

Each egg dealer shirt is made to order after you buy, which means no bulk runs and no unsold stock heading for landfill at the end of a season. It is a smaller, cleaner way to print — browse our full collection while yours is on the press.

FAQ

Is this shirt a good gift for someone with chickens?

It is one of the easiest wins there is. Anyone with a coop has been called the local egg dealer at least once, so this egg dealer shirt tends to land straight away.

How does the unisex fit run?

True to size for a classic fit. Size up once if you prefer a roomier, relaxed drape — exact length and width measurements are in the chart below.

Size guide