My Favorite Sea Is The Puss-Sea | Funny Inappropriate Men Shirt

There are seven seas, and this funny inappropriate shirt is only interested in one of them. My Favorite Sea Is The Puss-Sea — an ocean pun with a cat sitting right there in the middle of it, doing absolutely nothing to make the joke more innocent. Wear it to the right crowd and it does all the talking for you.

Why This One Gets a Reaction

The design works because it plays innocent for exactly one second. A nautical layout, a cheerful cartoon cat, a line about favourite seas — and then everyone reads it properly. That delayed reaction is the whole appeal of a funny inappropriate shirt done well, and it is why this one gets pointed at across bars and holiday pool decks.

Who This Shirt Is For

• Stag dos, lads' holidays and cruises where subtlety was never on the itinerary.
• The friend whose entire personality is a well-timed double entendre.
• Secret Santa and birthday gags that need to get a genuine laugh out loud.
• Cat owners with a sense of humour several notches below polite company.

Fabric and Fit

This funny inappropriate shirt is printed on 100% ring-spun cotton at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a quarter-turned body so no crease runs down the centre. Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester, and all Heather colours are 65% polyester and 35% cotton. Sizes run S to 3XL — chart below, plus more in our funny and meme shirts collection.

Printed On Demand

Each funny inappropriate shirt is made after you order it, so nothing is printed in bulk and nothing gets binned unsold. It keeps overproduction down — browse our full collection while yours is on the press.

FAQ

Is this shirt safe to wear anywhere?

Use your judgement. It is an adult joke, so this funny inappropriate shirt is better suited to nights out, holidays and gag gifts than to the office or a family Sunday lunch.

Does it fit true to size?

Yes, it is a standard unisex cut. Order your usual size, or size up once for a looser fit — exact length and width are listed below.

Size guide