If I Had 12 Guns Government Math Second Amendment T-Shirt
Regular price
$22.00
Description
Nothing sums up a certain kind of policy debate faster than bad arithmetic. This Second Amendment t-shirt turns "if I had 12 guns and the government takes 6" into the kind of one-liner that gets read twice.
Why Fans Are Buying This Shirt
Gun policy debates keep circling the same math jokes, and this Second Amendment t-shirt puts the punchline where everyone can see it. It's built for people who like their politics with a little sarcasm baked in, rather than another plain slogan tee.
Who This Shirt Is For
- 2A supporters who want humor over a straight slogan.
- Gun owners looking for a conversation-starter at the range.
- Gifts for the relative who always has an opinion on gun policy.
- Anyone who appreciates a sarcastic take on government math.
Fabric and Fit
Printed on 100% ring-spun cotton at 4.5 oz/yd² with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a quarter-turned body so there's no crease down the center. All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton. This Second Amendment t-shirt runs true to size from S to 3XL, and pairs well with more designs in our political shirts collection.
Printed On Demand
Each Second Amendment t-shirt is printed only after you order, so nothing sits unsold in a warehouse. Check out more new drops in our new arrivals collection. For background on the amendment itself, see the Second Amendment on Wikipedia.
FAQ
What does the joke on this shirt mean?
It riffs on gun control debates by applying exaggerated "government math" to firearm counts for comedic effect.
Is this shirt affiliated with any political group?
No. This is an independent design and isn't endorsed by any organization, campaign, or public figure.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
Shipping & Returns
🖨️ Made to order — printed just for you in 2–5 business days
🚚 Shipped from the USA or Europe depending on your location
— USA: 3–4 business days after fulfillment
— Europe: 3–6 business days after fulfillment
📦 Tracking number sent by email once shipped
✅ Defective or wrong item? We'll replace it or refund you fully — no hassle
❌ No returns for size or change of mind (made to order), but we're always happy to help.
FAQ's
How long until I receive my order?
Typically 4–6 business days total (2–3 production plus 2–3 shipping).
Can I cancel or change my order?
Yes, within 8 hours of placing it. Reach out to us ASAP.
My item arrived damaged — what do I do?
Email us within 14 days with photos. We'll send a replacement or full refund.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes — USA, Europe, Canada, Australia and worldwide. Customs duties may apply for international orders.
If I Had 12 Guns Government Math Second Amendment T-Shirt
Regular price
$22.00
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If I Had 12 Guns Government Math Second Amendment T-Shirt