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Stand out and speak up with our “I Fucking D.A.R.E. You To Mess With My Wife Shirt”—a bold parody of the classic D.A.R.E. logo with an unapologetic twist. Perfect for the confident husband who mixes humor with loyalty, this funny protective husband shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter.

Made from premium, preshrunk cotton for lasting comfort, it’s available in multiple colors and sizes S–5XL. Whether you’re grilling at a backyard BBQ, hanging out with friends, or surprising your wife with a playful gift, this tee makes your stance clear: you love her, and you’ve got her back.

Great for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, birthdays, or just because—grab yours today and own the moment.

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  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2 55.9
XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
3XL 83.8 71.1
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