Ever Since I Was A Small Child I Wanted To Be Indoors And On A Computer

Some people dreamed of being astronauts. This indoors and on a computer shirt is for the rest of us — the kids who wanted nothing more than air conditioning, a screen, and zero outdoor obligations, and grew up to be exactly that kind of adult.

Why Fans Are Buying This Shirt

Introvert and terminally-online humor has become one of the most relatable design categories out there, since staying indoors on a computer is a lifestyle choice a huge number of people are proud of. This indoors and on a computer design puts that exact life goal into words, plainly and honestly, with zero apology attached.

Who This Shirt Is For

• Anyone who's happiest indoors with a screen and good Wi-Fi
• Gamers, remote workers, and terminally-online homebodies
• Gift shopping for the introvert who's never once regretted staying in
• Fans of dry, relatable humor about being exactly who you are

Fabric and Fit

This indoors and on a computer shirt is made from soft 100% ring-spun cotton with double-stitched seams for everyday comfort that holds up wash after wash. Sizes run S through 3XL, and it's part of our Funny & Meme Shirts collection.

Printed On Demand

Every indoors and on a computer shirt is printed to order once you check out, which helps cut down on overproduction. Browse more relatable designs in our New Arrivals collection.

FAQ

Who is this shirt for?

Anyone who's always preferred being indoors on a computer over just about anything else — this shirt wears that lifelong preference as a point of pride, not an apology.

Is this a good gift for gamers or remote workers?

Yes — it's a popular pick for anyone whose ideal day involves a screen, decent Wi-Fi, and staying exactly where they are.

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