Meats And Cheeses Always Pleases Shirt – Bob Mortimer Funny T-Shirt
Regular price
$22.95
Description
Get ready to turn heads and spark laughs with our Meats And Cheeses Always Pleases Shirt the ultimate must-have Funny T-Shirt for fans of Bob Mortimer’s surreal British comedy and iconic quotes.
This hilarious tee brings one of Mortimer’s most memorable lines to life — “Meats and cheeses always pleases” — making it an instant conversation starter. Perfect for fans of Vic & Bob or Gone Fishing, it captures the weird and wonderful humour Mortimer is loved for.
Features:
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Soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
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Unisex fit, flattering for everyone
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Durable, bold print that lasts wash after wash
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Iconic Bob Mortimer quote graphic
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Perfect gift for comedy fans and friends
Whether for everyday wear or comedy nights out, this tee is a fun, comfortable reminder that a bit of Mortimer wit always pleases.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
Shipping & Returns
🖨️ Made to order — printed just for you in 2–5 business days
🚚 Shipped from the USA or Europe depending on your location
— USA: 3–4 business days after fulfillment
— Europe: 3–6 business days after fulfillment
📦 Tracking number sent by email once shipped
✅ Defective or wrong item? We'll replace it or refund you fully — no hassle
❌ No returns for size or change of mind (made to order), but we're always happy to help.
FAQ's
How long until I receive my order?
Typically 4–6 business days total (2–3 production plus 2–3 shipping).
Can I cancel or change my order?
Yes, within 8 hours of placing it. Reach out to us ASAP.
My item arrived damaged — what do I do?
Email us within 14 days with photos. We'll send a replacement or full refund.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes — USA, Europe, Canada, Australia and worldwide. Customs duties may apply for international orders.
Meats And Cheeses Always Pleases Shirt – Bob Mortimer Funny T-Shirt
Regular price
$22.95
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Meats And Cheeses Always Pleases Shirt – Bob Mortimer Funny T-Shirt