All Plants Are Edible Some Only Once | Gothic Botanical Humor Tee
Regular price
£19.00
Description
All Plants Are Edible Some Only Once is the gothic botanical humor t-shirt for anyone who loves dark comedy and vintage plant illustrations. This sarcastic tee mixes moody botanical art with a deadpan warning label vibe, making it an instant favorite for gardeners, foragers, and plant lovers who appreciate a joke that bites back.
Why Fans Are Buying This Shirt
The design leans into gothic botanical illustration trends, pairing dried florals and wild mushrooms with a sarcastic caption that instantly resonates on social media. All Plants Are Edible has become a favorite ironic quote among plant parents, hikers, and anyone who has ever side-eyed a mystery mushroom, making this shirt a natural conversation starter at any garden club or camping trip.
Who This Shirt Is For
- Gardeners and botanists who enjoy a dark joke about plant identification.
- Hikers and foragers who appreciate sarcastic humor about wild edibles.
- Cottagecore and gothic aesthetic fans looking for a moody botanical print.
- Anyone shopping for a witty gift for a plant-obsessed friend or family member.
Fabric and Fit
This tee is made from 100% ring-spun cotton at 4.5 oz/yd² with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a quarter-turned construction to avoid a center crease, so it holds up wash after wash. All Plants Are Edible fans get a soft, true-to-size fit that layers well for fall hikes or garden days, and it pairs perfectly with our other funny meme shirts.
Printed On Demand
Every shirt is printed only after you order, which cuts down on excess inventory and reduces overproduction across our supply chain. Browse our full new arrivals collection to find more small-batch, made-to-order designs like this one.
FAQ
What does "all plants are edible some only once" mean?
It's a dark humor twist on foraging advice, joking that technically all plants are edible once, but not all are safe to eat twice. All Plants Are Edible is a wink to anyone who has learned this the hard way.
Is this shirt good for plant lovers and gardeners?
Yes, it's designed with gardeners, foragers, and botanical humor fans in mind. All Plants Are Edible makes an easy gift for anyone who spends their weekends elbow-deep in soil or hiking trails.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
Shipping & Returns
🖨️ Made to order — printed just for you in 2–5 business days
🚚 Shipped from the USA or Europe depending on your location
— USA: 3–4 business days after fulfillment
— Europe: 3–6 business days after fulfillment
📦 Tracking number sent by email once shipped
✅ Defective or wrong item? We'll replace it or refund you fully — no hassle
❌ No returns for size or change of mind (made to order), but we're always happy to help.
FAQ's
How long until I receive my order?
Typically 4–6 business days total (2–3 production plus 2–3 shipping).
Can I cancel or change my order?
Yes, within 8 hours of placing it. Reach out to us ASAP.
My item arrived damaged — what do I do?
Email us within 14 days with photos. We'll send a replacement or full refund.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes — USA, Europe, Canada, Australia and worldwide. Customs duties may apply for international orders.
All Plants Are Edible Some Only Once | Gothic Botanical Humor Tee
Regular price
£19.00
Cuccico
All Plants Are Edible Some Only Once | Gothic Botanical Humor Tee