Crank Shaft Shirt | Don't Mind If I Do Funny Mechanic Pun Tee

Some questions are asked on a shirt and answered by the wearer. This crank shaft shirt shows a detailed engine part under the bold question Crank Shaft??, with the cheeky reply, Don't mind if I do. It is a garage-ready tee for anyone who loves a good pun.

A Mechanic Pun With Attitude

The real star is the crankshaft, the part that turns an engine's up-and-down piston motion into rotation. The artwork shows a crisp photo of one, with big white lettering that sets up the joke and delivers the punchline. If your crew speaks fluent wrench and innuendo, this crank shaft shirt will get a laugh before you even open the hood.

Perfect For

• Mechanics, techs, and gearheads who enjoy shop-floor humor.
• Car guys and gals who love a cheeky pun.
• Gift givers shopping for a crank shaft shirt for a dad, brother, or friend who lives in the garage.
• Car shows, cruise nights, weekend projects, and everyday wear.

Fabric and Fit

Every crank shaft shirt is a unisex soft-style tee made from 100% ring-spun cotton at 4.5 oz/yd². It has shoulder-to-shoulder taping and quarter-turned construction, so there is no crease down the center. Heather colors are a polyester-cotton blend. Want more laughs? Browse our Funny & Meme Shirts collection.

Printed On Demand

Every shirt is printed on demand and made especially for you after you order, which helps reduce overproduction. That is why delivery takes a little longer than off-the-shelf apparel. Ready for more? Explore our newest designs to see what just dropped.

FAQ

What is on this mechanic shirt?

It features a photo of an engine crankshaft with the text Crank Shaft?? and Don't mind if I do. The crank shaft shirt is a playful mechanic pun.

What sizes and colors does it come in?

It is a unisex fit in sizes S to 3XL, available in Black, Navy, Dark Heather, Heather Navy, and Dark Heather Grey. Check the size guide below before you order.

Size guide