A Little Murder Never Hurt Anyone Crow Mug | Gothic Bird Gift
Regular price
£16.00
Description
Bird nerds already know the punchline: a group of crows is called a "murder," and the Crow Mug runs with that fact all the way to gothic, dry-humor perfection. It's dark, it's clever, and it's made for anyone who finds birds a little bit funny.
Why Fans Are Buying This Mug
Crows are famously intelligent, a little mischievous, and endlessly fascinating to birders and goth-adjacent decor lovers alike, and this design leans into that reputation with a wink instead of a warning. The Crow Mug turns a real ornithology fact into one perfectly dry joke.
Who This Mug Is For
The Crow Mug is a great gift for:
- Birders and backyard bird-watching enthusiasts
- Gothic and dark-academia decor fans
- Anyone who loves a fact-based dry humor joke
- Coffee lovers who want a mug with a little edge
Material and Care
Every Crow Mug is glossy white ceramic, available in 11oz, 15oz, and 20oz sizes, dishwasher and microwave safe for daily use. Browse more gothic and dark-humor gifts for more crow-approved drinkware.
Printed On Demand
This mug is made to order after checkout, which helps cut down on overproduction while keeping every print sharp. Explore our new arrivals collection for more birder and gothic gift ideas.
FAQ
Why is it called the Crow Mug if it's about "murder"?
A group of crows is actually called a "murder" in birding terminology, and the Crow Mug plays on that real fact for a darkly funny gift.
What sizes are available?
It comes in 11oz, 15oz, and 20oz glossy ceramic, so you can pick the size that fits your coffee habit.
Size guide
| CAPACITY | HEIGHT (in) | DIAMETER (in) | |
| 11oz | 0.33L | 3.8 | 3.2 |
| 15oz | 0.44L | 4.7 | 3.3 |
| 20oz | 0.59L | 4.3 | 3.7 |
Shipping & Returns
🖨️ Made to order — printed just for you in 2–5 business days
🚚 Shipped from the USA or Europe depending on your location
— USA: 3–4 business days after fulfillment
— Europe: 3–6 business days after fulfillment
📦 Tracking number sent by email once shipped
✅ Defective or wrong item? We'll replace it or refund you fully — no hassle
❌ No returns for size or change of mind (made to order), but we're always happy to help.
FAQ's
How long until I receive my order?
Typically 4–6 business days total (2–3 production plus 2–3 shipping).
Can I cancel or change my order?
Yes, within 8 hours of placing it. Reach out to us ASAP.
My item arrived damaged — what do I do?
Email us within 14 days with photos. We'll send a replacement or full refund.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes — USA, Europe, Canada, Australia and worldwide. Customs duties may apply for international orders.
A Little Murder Never Hurt Anyone Crow Mug | Gothic Bird Gift
Regular price
£16.00
Cuccico
A Little Murder Never Hurt Anyone Crow Mug | Gothic Bird Gift