Funny Selective Hearing Shirt - Sarcastic Humor Tee

## Embrace Your Inner Selective Hearing Ready to make a statement without saying a word? This **Funny Selective Hearing Shirt** is your perfect weapon of choice. Featuring the hilariously blunt phrase "I Have Selective Hearing Sorry You Weren't Selected Today, Tomorrow isn't Looking Good Either," this tee instantly communicates your mood with witty sarcasm. It's ideal for anyone who appreciates dark humor and isn't afraid to show it. Wear this shirt to casual gatherings, errands, or just lounging at home and watch the reactions roll in! Wearing a **sarcastic t-shirt** like this is a fun way to express your personality. It adds a touch of humor to your everyday wardrobe and serves as a great conversation starter (or ender, depending on who you're talking to!). If you love **humor tee**s and **funny saying tee**s that are a bit edgy, this design is definitely for you. Stand out from the crowd and let your shirt do the talking when you feel like tuning out. ## Quality & Comfort for Your Funny Saying Tee Beyond the undeniable wit, this shirt offers supreme comfort and lasting quality. It feels incredibly soft against your skin, thanks to the 100% ring-spun cotton fabric. You'll find yourself reaching for this tee again and again, not just for the laughs but for the cozy fit. We've ensured this isn't just another **witty t-shirt**; it's a durable piece that holds up wash after wash. Experience the difference quality construction makes. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves enhances durability, ensuring this tee remains a favorite in your collection for a long time. It’s quarter-turned to prevent creasing down the center, maintaining a clean look. Add this comfortable and conversation-starting tee to your cart today and let the selective hearing jokes begin!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. This product can also be found using the following keywords: sarcastic t-shirt, humor tee, funny saying tee, selective hearing tee, witty t-shirt.