If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Bitin’ List T-Shirt – Funny Raccoon Meme Tee | Cuccico
Regular price
£20.00
Description
Unleash your wild side with Cuccico’s “If I Ever Get Rabies, You’re High On My Bitin’ List” T-Shirt. This dark humor raccoon tee blends meme culture, sass, and comfort into one hilarious design. Made with premium cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and built to last through endless laughs.
Featuring the viral raccoon quote, this Funny Raccoon Shirt doubles as the perfect Sassy Raccoon Shirt and trending Raccoon Meme Shirt—ideal for meme lovers, animal humor fans, and anyone with a cheeky sense of style. Available in unisex sizes S–3XL with versatile color options, it makes a unique gift or a bold wardrobe statement.
Step into your mischievous era—Cuccico’s meme-ready tee guarantees compliments, conversations, and raccoon-level sass every time you wear it.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
Shipping & Returns
🖨️ Made to order — printed just for you in 2–5 business days
🚚 Shipped from the USA or Europe depending on your location
— USA: 3–4 business days after fulfillment
— Europe: 3–6 business days after fulfillment
📦 Tracking number sent by email once shipped
✅ Defective or wrong item? We'll replace it or refund you fully — no hassle
❌ No returns for size or change of mind (made to order), but we're always happy to help.
FAQ's
How long until I receive my order?
Typically 4–6 business days total (2–3 production plus 2–3 shipping).
Can I cancel or change my order?
Yes, within 8 hours of placing it. Reach out to us ASAP.
My item arrived damaged — what do I do?
Email us within 14 days with photos. We'll send a replacement or full refund.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes — USA, Europe, Canada, Australia and worldwide. Customs duties may apply for international orders.
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If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Bitin’ List T-Shirt – Funny Raccoon Meme Tee | Cuccico