Jimothy Cryptid Shirt | Seattle Raccoon 90s Galaxy Moon Meme Tee
Description
Somewhere between a wildlife documentary and a mall poster from 1994. The jimothy cryptid shirt drops Seattle's viral raccoon into a full 90s galaxy moon composition, all airbrushed starfield and howling silhouette, and treats him with the exact reverence that airbrush usually reserves for wolves. It should not work. It absolutely does.
The Local Cryptid Treatment
Pacific Northwest folklore already had Bigfoot, so the internet simply filed Jimothy alongside him after his July 2026 rise from Ballard backyard to worldwide meme. The jimothy cryptid shirt leans all the way into that framing, styling a real short spined raccoon as a mythic regional creature, which is roughly how Seattle has treated him anyway since the murals went up.
Who This Shirt Is For
- Weirdcore and 90s nostalgia wearers who want the airbrush aesthetic back.
- Pacific Northwest locals collecting their region's newest folklore.
- Cryptid and Bigfoot enthusiasts with a soft spot for real animals.
- Gifting anyone deep enough online to have seen the Google Easter egg.
Fabric and Fit
Your jimothy cryptid shirt prints on a unisex softstyle tee made from 100% ring-spun cotton at 4.5 oz per square yard, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and quarter-turned construction to prevent a centre crease. All Heather colours are 65% polyester and 35% cotton. Sizes run S through 3XL across five colourways, and more like it sits in our funny and meme shirts collection.
Printed On Demand
Each jimothy cryptid shirt is made to order after purchase, which adds a few days but ensures nothing is printed on a guess and binned later. Producing on demand instead of in bulk reduces overproduction, so feel free to browse our full collection while yours is in production.
FAQ
Why is Jimothy called a cryptid?
He is a real raccoon, not a cryptid, but his unusual short spined shape and sudden fame led the internet to style him like Pacific Northwest folklore, and the jimothy cryptid shirt runs with that joke.
What does the 90s galaxy artwork reference?
It borrows the airbrushed starfield and moon look of nineties novelty tees, the same visual language that gave us howling wolf shirts and mall poster art.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
Shipping & Returns
🖨️ Made to order — printed just for you in 2–5 business days
🚚 Shipped from the USA or Europe depending on your location
— USA: 3–4 business days after fulfillment
— Europe: 3–6 business days after fulfillment
📦 Tracking number sent by email once shipped
✅ Defective or wrong item? We'll replace it or refund you fully — no hassle
❌ No returns for size or change of mind (made to order), but we're always happy to help.
FAQ's
How long until I receive my order?
Typically 4–6 business days total (2–3 production plus 2–3 shipping).
Can I cancel or change my order?
Yes, within 8 hours of placing it. Reach out to us ASAP.
My item arrived damaged — what do I do?
Email us within 14 days with photos. We'll send a replacement or full refund.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes — USA, Europe, Canada, Australia and worldwide. Customs duties may apply for international orders.
Jimothy Cryptid Shirt | Seattle Raccoon 90s Galaxy Moon Meme Tee