Mister Crabs I Sure Did Shirt | Funny Crude Adult Humor Tee
Regular price
£19.00
Description
Some jokes only work because they make everyone groan a little before they laugh, and this Mister Crabs I Sure Did shirt is exactly that kind of joke. It's a crude, deadpan STD punchline dressed up as a casual tee, made for people who think the worst puns are also the best ones.
Why Fans Are Buying This Shirt
This Mister Crabs I Sure Did shirt fits right into the crude, deadpan-joke corner of graphic tees — the kind that gets one loud laugh at a party and then gets asked about all night. It's not subtle, and it's not trying to be, which is exactly the appeal for people who like their humor a little dirty.
Who This Shirt Is For
- Fans of crude, adult-only humor who want a shirt that actually gets a reaction
- Anyone shopping for a gag gift for a bachelor or bachelorette party
- People who like puns that take a second to land and then really land
- Friends who trade inappropriate jokes and want to wear one for once
Fabric and Fit
This Mister Crabs I Sure Did shirt is made from 100% ring-spun cotton at 4.5 oz/yd², with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a quarter-turned construction that keeps the print centered and crease-free. Browse more crude humor designs in our funny and meme shirts collection.
Printed On Demand
Every shirt is made especially for you as soon as you order, which helps cut down on overproduction and waste. Check out more new arrivals while yours ships out.
FAQ
Is this shirt appropriate for work or family events?
No — this Mister Crabs I Sure Did shirt is intended for adult humor settings like parties, bar crawls, or joke gift exchanges, not the office.
What sizes does this come in?
This Mister Crabs I Sure Did shirt is available in sizes S through 3XL in a classic unisex fit.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
Shipping & Returns
🖨️ Made to order — printed just for you in 2–5 business days
🚚 Shipped from the USA or Europe depending on your location
— USA: 3–4 business days after fulfillment
— Europe: 3–6 business days after fulfillment
📦 Tracking number sent by email once shipped
✅ Defective or wrong item? We'll replace it or refund you fully — no hassle
❌ No returns for size or change of mind (made to order), but we're always happy to help.
FAQ's
How long until I receive my order?
Typically 4–6 business days total (2–3 production plus 2–3 shipping).
Can I cancel or change my order?
Yes, within 8 hours of placing it. Reach out to us ASAP.
My item arrived damaged — what do I do?
Email us within 14 days with photos. We'll send a replacement or full refund.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes — USA, Europe, Canada, Australia and worldwide. Customs duties may apply for international orders.
Mister Crabs I Sure Did Shirt | Funny Crude Adult Humor Tee
Regular price
£19.00
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Mister Crabs I Sure Did Shirt | Funny Crude Adult Humor Tee