Places I Won't Be Going Today Extra Mile Above and Beyond T-Shirt
Regular price
£20.00
Description
The extra mile. Above and beyond. Out of my way. Three destinations, none of them on today's itinerary. The Places I Won't Be Going Today shirt is a map of exactly how much effort is on offer, printed clearly enough that nobody needs to ask twice, and it is very funny precisely because it is not really a joke.
Why This Slogan Keeps Selling
Workplace humour usually flatters the boss. This one does the opposite, and it has become one of the most shared sarcastic slogans of the last two years because it names something everybody has felt on a Wednesday afternoon. The Places I Won't Be Going Today shirt reads as a joke to strangers and as a genuine policy statement to anyone who has ever been asked to be a team player one time too many.
Who This Shirt Is For
- Anyone whose job description quietly expanded three times without a raise.
- Introverts and homebodies defending a free evening.
- Casual Fridays, work from home days, and office secret santa.
- Birthday gifts for the friend who has mastered the polite no.
Fabric and Fit
Printed on 100% ring-spun cotton at 4.5 oz/yd² with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a quarter-turned body so there is no crease down the centre. All Heather colours are 65% polyester and 35% cotton. The unisex cut runs S to 3XL, so this Places I Won't Be Going Today shirt sits comfortably fitted or relaxed all day. More slogan designs live in our funny and meme shirts collection.
Printed On Demand
Every shirt is printed once you have ordered it, so nothing sits in a warehouse hoping to be bought and eventually thrown away. You can browse our full collection of new arrivals while yours is printed.
FAQ
Is the Places I Won't Be Going Today shirt safe to wear to work?
On a casual day, usually. It reads as dry humour rather than open insubordination, though you know your office better than we do.
Is the text readable from a distance?
Yes. The list is set large and centred so the whole joke lands from across a room without anyone leaning in.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
Shipping & Returns
🖨️ Made to order — printed just for you in 2–5 business days
🚚 Shipped from the USA or Europe depending on your location
— USA: 3–4 business days after fulfillment
— Europe: 3–6 business days after fulfillment
📦 Tracking number sent by email once shipped
✅ Defective or wrong item? We'll replace it or refund you fully — no hassle
❌ No returns for size or change of mind (made to order), but we're always happy to help.
FAQ's
How long until I receive my order?
Typically 4–6 business days total (2–3 production plus 2–3 shipping).
Can I cancel or change my order?
Yes, within 8 hours of placing it. Reach out to us ASAP.
My item arrived damaged — what do I do?
Email us within 14 days with photos. We'll send a replacement or full refund.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes — USA, Europe, Canada, Australia and worldwide. Customs duties may apply for international orders.
Places I Won't Be Going Today Extra Mile Above and Beyond T-Shirt
Regular price
£20.00
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