Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At My Eyes T-Shirt | Funny Adult Graphic Tee | Sarcastic Eyes Up Here Joke

Regular price £20.00
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  • 100% soft breathable cotton — all-day comfort
  • Vibrant print that lasts hundreds of washes without cracking
  • Printed locally in the USA & EU — fast delivery
  • Sizes S–3XL available
Description

Bring the laughs everywhere you go with this hilarious adult humor tee! Featuring the bold sarcasm “Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At My Eyes,” this shirt makes a perfect conversation starter, gag gift, or just a cheeky wardrobe staple. Inspired by best-selling novelty tees found online, this design combines playful wit with quality materials for everyday wear.

Crafted with comfort in mind, this funny adult text graphic T-shirt is ideal for parties, casual hangouts, or gifting to someone with a cheeky sense of humor. The eye-catching message pairs perfectly with jeans, shorts, or layered under a jacket to flaunt your fun personality. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or as a present, this sarcastic “eyes up here joke” tee is sure to turn heads and spark smiles.

FEATURES

  • Material: Soft, breathable cotton or cotton-blend fabric for all-day comfort

  • Fit: Unisex sizing — great for men and women

  • Design: High-quality printed graphic with bold, crisp text

  • Occasion: Perfect for casual wear, parties, gag gifts, birthdays, and more

  • Easy Care: Machine washable — print stays vibrant wash after wash

Shipping & Returns

🖨️ Made to order — printed just for you in 2–5 business days

🚚 Shipped from the USA or Europe depending on your location
— USA: 3–4 business days after fulfillment
— Europe: 3–6 business days after fulfillment

📦 Tracking number sent by email once shipped

✅ Defective or wrong item? We'll replace it or refund you fully — no hassle

❌ No returns for size or change of mind (made to order), but we're always happy to help.

FAQ's

How long until I receive my order?
Typically 4–6 business days total (2–3 production plus 2–3 shipping).

Can I cancel or change my order?
Yes, within 8 hours of placing it. Reach out to us ASAP.

My item arrived damaged — what do I do?
Email us within 14 days with photos. We'll send a replacement or full refund.

Do you ship internationally?
Yes — USA, Europe, Canada, Australia and worldwide. Customs duties may apply for international orders.

Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At My Eyes T-Shirt | Funny Adult Graphic Tee | Sarcastic Eyes Up Here Joke | Cuccico
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Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At My Eyes T-Shirt | Funny Adult Graphic Tee | Sarcastic Eyes Up Here Joke