Stone Botherer Shirt | Funny Archaeology Standing Stones Tee

Every field trip has one. The person who has to touch the stone. The stone botherer shirt is for them, worn with the total absence of shame that comes from having driven four hours in the rain to look at a rock that has been standing there since before writing was invented. It is a badge, not an accusation.

Where The Joke Comes From

Stone botherer is affectionate community slang for the hobbyist who is deeply, unreasonably invested in megaliths and prehistoric sites without ever having taken a degree in it. Amateur enthusiasts have driven a huge amount of real discovery at stone circles and burial mounds, which is why the stone botherer shirt reads as a wink between people who already know the term rather than a joke at their expense.

Who This Shirt Is For

• Weekend megalith hunters with a boot full of maps and waterproofs.
• Archaeology students and history graduates with a sense of humour.
• Gift buying for the relative who narrates every heritage site visit.
• Anyone who has ever pulled over on a B road to look at a lump of granite.

Fabric and Fit

This stone botherer shirt is printed on a unisex softstyle tee made from 100% ring-spun cotton at 4.5 oz per square yard, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a quarter-turned body that stops a crease forming down the centre. All Heather colours are 65% polyester and 35% cotton. Sizes run S through 3XL, and more dry humour lives in our funny and meme shirts collection.

Printed On Demand

We print each stone botherer shirt only after the order comes in, so it takes slightly longer to arrive but nothing ends up sitting unsold in a warehouse. Making products on demand instead of in bulk reduces overproduction, and you are welcome to explore more trending shirts while yours is being made.

FAQ

What does stone botherer mean?

It is light hearted slang for an amateur who is obsessed with standing stones, stone circles and prehistoric sites, and anyone wearing a stone botherer shirt is claiming the label as a compliment rather than taking it as an insult.

What size should I order?

The cut is unisex and runs S to 3XL, so stay true to size for a standard relaxed fit or go one down if you prefer it closer to the body.

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