They Missed One Salem 1692 Shirt | Funny Witch Trials Halloween Tee

Regular price £19.00
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  • 100% soft breathable cotton — all-day comfort
  • Vibrant print that lasts hundreds of washes without cracking
  • Printed locally in the USA & EU — fast delivery
  • Sizes S–3XL available
Description

Some witches got away, and you are living proof. This Salem 1692 shirt delivers the famous They Missed One punchline for anyone with a dark sense of humor and a soft spot for spooky season. With Halloween days away, it is the easiest costume upgrade in your closet.

Why Witches Love This Shirt

The slogan nods to the Salem witch trials of 1692, when fear and rumor swept colonial Massachusetts. Today the joke reclaims that history with a wink. Our Salem 1692 shirt keeps the design bold and simple so the line lands from across the room.

Perfect For

  • Halloween parties, haunted walks and fall trips to Salem.
  • Tarot readers, plant witches and anyone who owns too many candles.
  • Gifting a Salem 1692 shirt to the friend who always picks the horror movie.
  • Book club nights, coffee runs and everyday witchy outfits.

Fabric and Fit

Each Salem 1692 shirt is a unisex softstyle tee in five dark shades that make the print pop. Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton at 4.5 oz/yd², while heather shades use a soft cotton-polyester blend. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add durability, and the fabric is quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center. It pairs easily with jeans, joggers or a jacket for layered looks. Browse more spooky picks in our holiday and seasonal shirts collection.

Printed On Demand

Your tee is made especially for you once you order, so it takes a bit longer to arrive. Printing on demand reduces overproduction, and you can find more laughs in our funny and meme shirts. Need help choosing a size? Check the size guide below before you order.

FAQ

What does They Missed One mean on a Salem 1692 shirt?

It is a tongue-in-cheek joke that the wearer is the witch the 1692 Salem trials never caught.

Will it arrive before Halloween?

Production starts right after you order, so order early and check the shipping estimate at checkout.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 27 16
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32
Shipping & Returns

🖨️ Made to order — printed just for you in 2–5 business days

🚚 Shipped from the USA or Europe depending on your location
— USA: 3–4 business days after fulfillment
— Europe: 3–6 business days after fulfillment

📦 Tracking number sent by email once shipped

✅ Defective or wrong item? We'll replace it or refund you fully — no hassle

❌ No returns for size or change of mind (made to order), but we're always happy to help.

FAQ's

How long until I receive my order?
Typically 4–6 business days total (2–3 production plus 2–3 shipping).

Can I cancel or change my order?
Yes, within 8 hours of placing it. Reach out to us ASAP.

My item arrived damaged — what do I do?
Email us within 14 days with photos. We'll send a replacement or full refund.

Do you ship internationally?
Yes — USA, Europe, Canada, Australia and worldwide. Customs duties may apply for international orders.

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They Missed One Salem 1692 Shirt | Funny Witch Trials Halloween Tee