Yellowstone Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows Shirt | Funny Bison Tee
Regular price
£19.00
Description
They're not cows, and they're definitely not friendly. The Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows shirt turns Yellowstone's most famous safety warning into a wearable inside joke for anyone who's watched a tourist get a little too close to an American bison.
Why Fans Are Buying This Shirt
Bison may look soft and slow, but they can weigh up to 2,000 pounds and outrun a human easily. Park rangers coined the "fluffy cows" nickname to warn tourists in a way that actually sticks, and this Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows design carries that same tongue-in-cheek energy — humor with a real safety message behind it.
Perfect For
- Yellowstone and national park visitors
- Hikers, campers, and wildlife photographers
- Vacation souvenirs and road trip gifts
- Anyone who appreciates outdoor humor with a real message
Wear the Warning
This fluffy cows shirt is a fun way to remember your trip to Yellowstone or gift to a fellow park lover. Browse more playful designs in our funny & meme shirts collection, or check out what's new in our new arrivals.
Details You'll Love
Printed on soft, durable cotton-blend fabric built for everyday wear and repeated washing. Unisex fit runs true to size, so pick your usual size for a comfortable, relaxed look.
Size Guide
S: Chest 34-36" | M: Chest 38-40" | L: Chest 42-44" | XL: Chest 46-48" | 2XL: Chest 50-52" | 3XL: Chest 54-56"
Shipping & Returns
🖨️ Made to order — printed just for you in 2–5 business days
🚚 Shipped from the USA or Europe depending on your location
— USA: 3–4 business days after fulfillment
— Europe: 3–6 business days after fulfillment
📦 Tracking number sent by email once shipped
✅ Defective or wrong item? We'll replace it or refund you fully — no hassle
❌ No returns for size or change of mind (made to order), but we're always happy to help.
FAQ's
How long until I receive my order?
Typically 4–6 business days total (2–3 production plus 2–3 shipping).
Can I cancel or change my order?
Yes, within 8 hours of placing it. Reach out to us ASAP.
My item arrived damaged — what do I do?
Email us within 14 days with photos. We'll send a replacement or full refund.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes — USA, Europe, Canada, Australia and worldwide. Customs duties may apply for international orders.
Yellowstone Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows Shirt | Funny Bison Tee
Regular price
£19.00
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Yellowstone Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows Shirt | Funny Bison Tee